I can't bear to listen to another un-hip DJ.
While driving through town today I was caught off guard by one of the male DJ's on 95.5 giving details of his newly found half-sister.
He claimed that he received a facebook message the previous night, from his acclaimed sister. That's darling. He then urged all the young mamas out there to call in and tell a story about how their baby daddy doesn't know he has a kid.
It's cute that he thinks that any of us care enough to hear his or anyone else's story. Save it for the family reunion, Mojo.
All I want to hear is Katy Perry's "California Gurls." That's all I'm asking. Please, don't let me hear another word of your petty shit.
If everyone got paid for telling dumb stories publicly, we'd all be taking spontaneous trips to Abu Dhabi, I'll tell you that much. I could use one right about now; being unemployed is tiring.
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Hey lazy rich UM student - it looks like you're writing about yourself and not some radio dj.
ReplyDeleteTo paraphrase the lazy princess:
It's cute that you think that any of us care enough to hear your story. Save it for the family reunion, if they'd even let you attend.
Please, don't make me read vanother word of your petty poorly written crap on your lame blog.
If everyone got paid for writing meaningless drivel publicly on dumbass blogs, we'd all be taking spontaneous trips to Abu Dhabi.
Hey!
ReplyDeleteDon't know how Dan sees things here, but I think your blog is hilarious! I guess some folks just don't catch onto sarcasm, eh? ;)
It drives me crazy when people don't take their jobs seriously, and I'm glad to see someone bringing out the humor in it. If you don't like it Dan, you can just move on to something else! Your classist misogyny certainly isn't helping anyone.
Take care,
Lori